Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Spam and Scam

Semakin berbakat mereka2 yg membuat spam dan scam ini. uhh
Ingat lagi zaman muda2 dulu (lebih muda dari sekarang), email daku takda spam. Selepas beberapa ketika, mula lah org menghantar email junk ini. Mula2 satu dua dlm sehari dan lama2 kepada berpuluh2 setiap hari. Yahoo mail pun buatlah satu folder utk spam sahaja.

Mereka2 ini tidak berhenti di situ sahaja. Sekarang mereka berusaha pula utk menghantar ke dlm komen blog2. Dulu blog ni takde lawatan org spam. Entah mcam mana, start lebih kurang akhir tahun lepas mereka telah menjumpai blog daku ini dan membuatlah aktiviti spam.

Daku tak paham sgt sistem spam ni mcam mana? mungkin telah dikomputerise? Ape2pun, hari ini daku mendapat spam mail hardcopy. Scam la. Ia merupakan mail kedua yg telah diterima di 51 Ednaston. Ape scam nye? Menang lottery la. heh. Depa ni patut tahu loteri ini org muslim mana bleh terlibat. huh. Gambar kat bawah ni adalah mail 'menang loteri' yg baru dapat hari ini.











Mungkin org bertanya: Mcam mana nak tahu ni scam?
Hoho. Mudah sahaja. Mmg jelas sgt. Utk mail yg atas ni, ada beberapa hint. Sampul surat ada setem tapi setem dia tak di cop pos office. Jauh tau surat ni mai. Luar UK, dari Espada. Sijil juga telah disertakan sekali. Sijil mempunyai logo2 yg printing tak clear dan tiada cop yg meyakinkan. Ada front letter dgn berbagai2 informasi yg menarik termasuk lah tak bleh bagitau sape2 sebelum btul2 dapat duit. heh. Front letter ada sth berupa cop tapi penelitian membuktikan itu adalah printout aje. Ada barcode lagi, yg mungkin utk meyakinkan org. Dan paling penting sekali - daku tak pernah register pun utk lotery! uhh. Mmg rule of thumb la, you cannot win something if you didn't register or take part.

Bakat benar mereka ini. Berusaha bersungguh2. Daku rasa sayang pula nak buang hasil usaha mereka ini dan skang ni suma benda ni ada kat dinding sebagai hiasan bilik. heh. Menurut surat tu daku menang €615,810.00. Best nyer kalo benar. heh.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Secrets you need to know!

There are few things which perhaps we didn't knew,
like......

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the
United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made
using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up
into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the
English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If
you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.

Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in
battle.

If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.

If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers and laser printers all have in
common? Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't
spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one olive from each salad served in
first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do
death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and
'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only
the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase
the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try
to lick their elbow

Hahaha. I love the last one. It's so true...best2 yeah!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Look Into My Eyes - Outlandish

Lihatlah dlm mata saya...

Look into my eyes
Tell me what you see
You don't see a damn thing
'cause you can't relate to me
You're blinded by our differences
My life makes no sense to you
I'm the persecuted one
You're the red, white and blue

Each day you wake in tranquility
No fears to cross your eyes
Each day I wake in gratitude
Thanking God He let me rise
You worry about your education
And the bills you have to pay
I worry about my vulnerable life
And if I'll survive another day
Your biggest fear is getting a ticket
As you cruise your Cadillac
My fear is that the tank that has just left
Will turn around and come back

Yet, do you know the truth of where your money goes?
Do you let your media deceive your mind?
Is this a truth nobody, nobody, nobody knows
Has our world gone all blind?

Do you know the truth of where your money goes?
Do you let your media deceive your mind?
Is this a truth nobody, nobody, nobody knows?
Someone tell me...

Ooohh, let's not cry tonight
I promise you one day it's through
Ohh my brothers, Ohh my sisters
Ooohh, shine a light for every soul that ain't with us no more
Ohh my brothers, Ohh my sisters

See I've known terror for quite some time
57 years so cruel
Terror breathes the air I breathe
It's the checkpoint on my way to school
Terror is the robbery of my land
And the torture of my mother
The imprisonment of my innocent father
The bullet in my baby brother
The bulldozers and the tanks
The gases and the guns
The bombs that fall outside my door
All due to your funds
You blame me for defending myself
Against the ways of my enemies
I'm terrorized in my own land
But am I the terrorist?

Yet, do you know the truth of where your money goes?
Do you let your media deceive your mind?
Is this a truth nobody, nobody, nobody knows
Has our world gone all blind?

Do you know the truth of where your money goes?
Do you let your media deceive your mind?
Is this a truth nobody, nobody, nobody knows?
Someone tell me...

Ooohh, let's not cry tonight, I promise you one day it's through
Ohh my brothers, Ohh my sisters,
Ooohh, shine a light for every soul that ain't with us no more
Ohh my brothers, Ohh my sisters,

America, do you realize that the taxes that you pay
Feed the forces that traumatize my every living day
So if I won't be here tomorrow
It's written in my fate
May the future bring a brighter day
The end of our wait.

Sekarang ni bila berurusan wang. tanya lah diri ke mana duit tu menghilang...hmm?

Sambung balik membaca utk review research project. uhh.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Flight balik ke Malaysia

Hari ni ada beberapa perkara yg berlaku berkaitan dgn flight Malaysia.

Tadi daku menonton cerita house season 3 episode 318. Dlm episode kali ni Dr House beraksi di dalam kapal terbang dlm penerbangan dari Singapura. Yg menariknya, kapal terbang itu adalah Malaysia Pacific Airline. heh. En Saddiq mengconfirmkan syarikat penerbangan itu tidak exist. hehe.











Atas ni adalah print out flight details daku ke Malaysia. Tarikh takleh bagitau sbb daku nak balik senyap2. Daku beli tiket ni dgn harga 530.20pd. Oke rr. Duit dah ditolak. InsyaAllah semua berjalan dgn lancar.

Yg sedihnya baru beberapa ketika tadi, daku menerima panggilan dari Lee's Travel. Mereka telah call daku utk memberi offer flight Malaysia Airlines yg murah! huhu. Malang sekali daku terpaksa menolak offer itu kerana daku telahpun beli flight Qatar Airlines yg di atas ni.

Itulah dia flight Malaysia tahun ni. InsyaAllah misi utk balik senyap2 akan berjalan dgn lancar. best2 yeah!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Buying presents

It is so official. I am bad at buying presents. I really suck.

I won't give you any examples. It's just that I cannot find anything that is really good for a present. Either for my family, for my friends or for anyone at all. I just don't have the gift to give gifts. uhh.

I really hope everyone would understand this. And stop hoping for good presents from me. That would be a dream come true. huhu.

Man, I am stingy. But on plus side, people won't get annoyed with getting crappy presents.

best2 yeah!